tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73602522223730342632012-02-01T16:43:21.173+08:00Hari-hari kita bercakap, hari-hari juga kita buat silap, kau buat silap, kami tekap, masuk blog!Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.comBlogger4441100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-9260832281168528402011-11-24T16:08:00.002+08:002011-11-24T16:16:17.088+08:00Ketika menonton perlawanan bola sepak peringkat akhir Malaysia vs Indonesia<br /><br />Situasi 1:<br /><br />A : Iskh..cepat la sikit. Tendang macam ape tah Fakhrol nie!!<br />B : Sape? Yang mana?<br />A : Tu hah, botak tu.. Fakri.. (pura-pura tak bersalah)<br />B : Erkk...<br /><br /><br />Situasi 2:<br /><br />A : Hah, rembat bagi masuk cepat Bakhtiar!!<br />B : Mana satu Bakhtiar?<br />A : Erk.. Ni hah, yang captain ni.<br />B : Wey, Bakhtiar tu bapa dia la. Nama dia Baddrol la..hahaha<br />A : Owh, yeke? Ingatkan Bakhtiar..hahaha (tapi masih memanggil Bakhtiar jugak lepas tu..=P)<br /><br /><br />Situasi 3:<br /><br />A : Bagus la si Ashraf tu. Sekali tanduk gol. Haahaha<br />B : Erk, tuu bukan Ashraf la. Tu Asra. Mane ada pemain nama Ashraf.<br />A : Eh, salah ea? Hehehe<br /><br /><br />Si A memang suka-suka panggil nama ikut sedap die..hehee<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /><br /><br />*nota kaki : sebenarnya aku la yang berbolog ni..hahahaha =D</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-926083228116852840?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Princess^of^Hemphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06485315632978324203noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-23433385967219673642011-11-15T23:36:00.002+08:002011-11-15T23:38:45.934+08:00Anak: Mak rasa kat mana kita patut buat majlis kahwin nanti? Rumah ke dewan?<br /><br />Mak: Buat kat rumah aje la.<br /><br />Anak: Tapi mak, buat kat rumah kena guna banyak elektrik dan air. Kalo kita <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">sewan dewa</span>, jimat elektrik, jimat air.<br /><br />Mak: Apa yang nak didewakan?<br /><br />Anak: Dewa apa?<br /><br />Mak: Tadi kamu cakap dewa?<br /><br />Anak: Mana ada.<br /><br />Dua-dua pun blur...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2343338596721967364?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KNOWLEEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09326437151048075849noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-54725328903783602312011-09-09T15:19:00.002+08:002011-09-09T15:23:38.006+08:00Seorang boss sedang memerhati hasil kerja anak buahnya<br /><br />boss : aku rasa dah ok dah ni, cuma kaler je..kenapa semua hijau?<br />pekerja: errr...boss nak tuka kaler apa?<br />boss: selain hijau.. ko cuba la ubah <strong>inotasi </strong>dia ke..pape lah..<br />pekerja : inotasi?? apa tu boss?<br />boss: inotasi kaler die lah..<br />pekerja: errr..maksud boss intonasi ke?<br />boss: haaa...yg tulah..ko cuba buat...<br /><br />hahahahaha..boss aku neh.. :P<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5472532890378360231?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sOo_ARehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01869088511378126242noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-74594719451501234722011-09-08T22:44:00.002+08:002011-09-08T22:46:04.968+08:00ada la sorang budak ni, berpeluh lepas bermain.<div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>"Tolong gatal."</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>"Ha, tolong gatal ?!!"</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>"Eh silap lah, tolong garu."</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7459471945150123472?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-71419228056425309012011-08-31T09:35:00.002+08:002011-08-31T09:35:39.157+08:00Abang, tolong dodolkan anak ni.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7141922805642530901?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-25368729506431744672011-08-27T16:58:00.001+08:002011-08-27T16:58:15.754+08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wENKm2AiMT4/TlixRtxmDsI/AAAAAAAACNY/OVmdFrfaYIE/s1600/New+Picture+%25281%2529.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="317" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wENKm2AiMT4/TlixRtxmDsI/AAAAAAAACNY/OVmdFrfaYIE/s320/New+Picture+%25281%2529.bmp" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Terima kasih la sebab berbincang bab bolog ni FB. Terbaik la <i>speenfooding</i>! Cikgu aku tak pernah ajar weh!</div><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2536872950643174467?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-81085645878091706462011-07-19T15:53:00.002+08:002011-07-19T15:53:41.768+08:00I remember the shock I felt a few years ago when I discovered a Kelantanese friend referring to her grandparents as Tok Jate &amp; Tok Tino... And the shame when I mistakenly asked her brother afterwards, "Tok Nate mmano?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8108564587809170646?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-5380987766089822702011-07-01T19:08:00.002+08:002011-07-01T19:08:50.475+08:00Hui Bang.... Esok satu Syaajab Bang!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-538098776608982270?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-40565569337429076192011-06-21T15:53:00.002+08:002011-06-21T15:53:41.516+08:00Eh bestnyer lagu tu.<br /><br />Ada tak liriknya kat internet?<br /><br />Cuba google.<br /><br />Ah! Jumpa pun rilik lagunya.<br /><br />Rilik?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4056556933742907619?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-52448308850958216762011-06-01T10:29:00.000+08:002011-06-01T10:29:41.037+08:00Ada seorang rakan sepejabat ni. Dia suka ajak pergi makan tengahari, walaupun belum tengahari. Hehe..<br /><br />Pagi tadi, dia ajak lagi. Entah apa yang kalut sangat dalam fikiran dia, terjadilah bolog~<br /><br />"Nanti tengahari nak sarapan... eh sarapan plak. Nanti tengahari nak breakfast... eh breakfast plak... Nanti tengahari nak lunch kat mana?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5244830885095821676?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-56557901371967119072011-05-15T15:57:00.000+08:002011-05-15T15:57:54.436+08:00Pada waktu rehat, aku dan rakan sekerja pergi ke Giant berdekatan.<div><br /></div><div>Kami melintasi kawasan sayur-sayuran di dalam Giant tu.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ada satu jenis terung yang agak jarang dijumpai. Rakan sekerja aku tu tanya la,</div><div><br /></div><div>"Apa jenis jerung ni?"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5655790137196711907?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-79864415092075532802011-02-20T20:33:00.000+08:002011-02-20T20:33:50.094+08:00Abang! Rupa-rupanya kalau usia kandungan dah 16 minggu, dah boleh tengok lelaki ke perempuan.<br /><br />Wah! Bestnya... Tapi kat mana nak tengok?<br /><br />Ada kat klinik dekat sini.<br /><br />Nanti kita pergi la. Boleh kita tengok jenama, eh jantina anak kita tu. Huhu...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7986441509207553280?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-18576640256551051892011-02-20T20:30:00.001+08:002011-02-20T20:30:43.463+08:00Patutlah fakulti awak namanya Biotek Dua ye? Sebabnya ada ada Biotek Satu.<br /><br />Duh... Memang lah.. Takkan tiba-tiba ada Biotek Dua tapi takde Biotek Satu. Hah, tu depan tu, Biotek Tigri.<br /><br />Ha? Tigri?<br /><br />Eh.. Tergabungkan Tiga dengan Three plak. Biotek Tiga la. Hahahaha~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1857664025655105189?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-25584007338146084392011-02-18T15:44:00.002+08:002011-02-18T15:57:12.417+08:00Semalam meeting, sempat la salin bolog-bolog diorang ni...<br /><br />Satu:<br />Bolog: Apa kata kalau untuk cenderamata, kita hadiahkan diorang Karang Kraf?<br />Yang betul: Kraftangan<br /><br />Dua:<br />Bolog: Rasanya kalau kita sedia cenderamati yang mahal-mahal, OK tak?<br />Yang betul: Cenderamata<br /><br />Tiga:<br />Bolog: Best juga kalau main game talib tali.<br />Yang betul: Tarik tali<br /><br />Empat:<br />Bolog: Kalau ada game Serasi Berdansa, best kan?<br />Yang betul: Serasi Bersama<br /><br />Lima:<br />Bolog: Budak-budak tu nanti nak mewarna guna carry on ke?<br />Yang betul: Crayon<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2558400733814608439?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-89100334988907694452011-02-12T08:48:00.003+08:002011-02-12T08:48:14.169+08:00Ada seorang isteri tu, tengah mengandung. So, morning sickness.<br /><br />Kesian dia~~~~<br /><br />Tapi satu pagi tu, dia kepenatan lepas muntah-muntah, lalu berkata,<br /><br />"Isk, mengantuk pulak lepas nikah, eh muntah ni."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8910033498890769445?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-36343442407891669492011-02-10T15:17:00.000+08:002011-02-10T15:17:44.055+08:00"Internet kata sini memang tak lambat."<br /><br />Sebenarnya dia nak kata memang lambat, atau nak kata tak laju. Entah mana macam tersebut tak lambat plak. Haha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3634344240789166949?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-27413014233184927322011-02-10T15:16:00.001+08:002011-02-10T15:16:09.087+08:00Ada orang tu dia nak kata pasal Jepun, tapi tersebut Tepun. Hahaha! Comel jek.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2741301423318492732?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-13328736757885770562011-02-10T15:15:00.000+08:002011-02-10T15:15:29.909+08:00Akak sorang ni memang suka menyakat orang. Tapi meh aku sakat dia pulak.<br /><br />Tadi dia nak kata, compartment dia dipenuhi dengan bidari. Sebenarnya, dia nak kata bidadari. Hahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1332873675788577056?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-53295255781972888452011-02-10T11:45:00.000+08:002011-02-10T11:45:00.428+08:00"Bekas ni muat tak untuk isi telur?"<br /><br />"Telur apa?"<br /><br />"Telur ayam la. Takkan telur lain~"<br /><br />"Takde la. Ingatkan telur buluh ke... Eh buluh pulak. Burung la!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5329525578197288845?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-66036458188194323792011-01-23T22:06:00.002+08:002011-01-23T22:09:19.239+08:00Si isteri berpesan kepada suaminya yang sedang leka menterjemah, dengan bermacam-macam jenis kamus terbuka dan terdedah,<div><br /></div><div>"Bang, tutup kamus tu, bang. Nanti beran setak."</div><div><br /></div><div>???</div><div><br /></div><div>Dia ketawa sendiri. Si suami masih tak dapat menangkap maksud isteri. Lalu isteri membetulkan bolognya,</div><div><br /></div><div>"Eh, setan berak la!"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6603645818819432379?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-44529707104797927182011-01-13T12:24:00.002+08:002011-01-13T12:26:31.769+08:00Salah satu bahan dalam Fried Fettuccine ialah daun ketumbar.<div><br /></div><div>Sekali tu ada orang tanya, daun apa yang ada dalam masakan tu.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lepas tu ada orang jawab, daun kesum!</div><div><br /></div><div>Mak aih... Daun kesum dengan daun ketumbar lain kot!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4452970710479792718?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-16801986650555183892011-01-13T08:46:00.002+08:002011-01-13T08:49:50.642+08:00A: Hari ni apa tentatif programnya?<div><br /></div><div>B: Mula-mula baca Yasin. Lepas tu meeting. Lepas ada sedikit bagi cenderharta.</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Cenderaharta?</div><div><br /></div><div>B: Eh. Cenderahati! Boleh pulak aku gabungkan cenderahati dengan cenderamata.</div><div><br /></div><div>A dan B: Hahahaha!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1680198665055518389?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-59134293281158659602011-01-12T13:06:00.001+08:002011-01-12T13:07:36.914+08:00Ada la sekumpulan rakan sekerja ni, berbincang pasal sukaneka hari keluarga yang diorang nak buat.<div><br /></div><div>Ada salah seorang dalam kumpulan cadangkan satu jenis permainan ni:</div><div><br /></div><div>"Apa kata kalau kita buat game isi belon dalam air".</div><div><br /></div><div>Yang lain tercengang-cengang, macam mana nak main permainan tu?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5913429328115865960?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-43636076447908791522010-12-22T16:25:00.002+08:002010-12-22T16:28:49.560+08:00Suami isteri berborak-borak sebelum tidur.<div><br /></div><div>Antara yang dibincangkan mengenai aktiviti terkini si suami yang agak berisiko.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Apa-apa hal, Abang pertimbangkan lah poro and crons nya~"</div><div><br /></div><div>Si suami gelak tak hingat!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4363607644790879152?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-90260590839747248292010-11-30T23:16:00.002+08:002010-11-30T23:21:03.181+08:00satu ari,kat kampung,aku ngan femili aku tengok la satu drama kat tv 3.<br />drama tu tntg ade sorang nenek yg mmbela cucu2nya(mlas a nk citer lg).<br />pastu mak aku ckap la camni"baikkan nenek die,bela die dari kecik".<br />pastu aku cakap la camni"kalo die baik,die x kan brlakon"<br /><br />p/s:sori kalo citer x best.saya budak bru blaja.<br /> kalo salah tolong tunukkan<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-9026059083974724829?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>`Arifah Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253980656303053557noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-79908949816632044422010-10-28T13:39:00.000+08:002010-10-28T13:39:13.668+08:002 orang manusia tengah makan.<div>Sorang nama Nini sorang nama Ninu.</div><div>Kat kanting sekolah diorang tak de sudu ngan garpu besi, ade yang plastik je.</div><div>Maklumlah, tak de air...</div><div>Ni lah dialog diorg:</div><div><br /></div><div><b>Nini:</b> Payah tol nak makan gune sudu ni.</div><div><b>Ninu:</b> Tu lah, nasib baik makan nasi goreng je.</div><div><b>Nini:</b> Bayangkan kalau makan chopstik. Tak ke patah.</div><div><b>Ninu:</b> ....</div><div><b>Nini:</b> Mau melayang sudu ni.</div><div><b>Ninu:</b> .....</div><div><b>Nini:</b> Tengoklah ni, susahnye.</div><div><b>Ninu:</b> Weh, chopstik?</div><div><b>Nini:</b> Ye ah.. Eh? Bukan2! Hahahaha!</div><div><b>Ninu:</b> Hahahaha</div><div><b>Orang sekeliling:</b> ??<br /></div><div>Adoi!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7990894981663204442?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>✖Mizz Yasmin✖noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-12881768925749874782010-10-28T04:45:00.003+08:002010-10-28T04:57:43.804+08:00td last class utk Gamelan Skill II kat UIA Gombak..<br />Pak Jamal (instructor) sebut nama sorang2 then tanya alat apa yg kitorang main..<br />sampai je kat nama kawan aku nih, sorang brader tiba2 sebut.. "Ghampang!!!"<br /><br />*sumer orang terkejut!!!!*<br />*ape hal brader tu tiba2 mencarut??? dah la sebut kuat giler!!!*<br /><br />rupa2 nya brader tu nak sebut 'gambang' iaitu salah satu dari alat muzik dalam gamelan..<br />tp disebabkan dia nak sebut ala2 jawa, terus jd "Ghampang"..<br />FYI, kitorang men Gamelan Jawa, instructor pun mmg org jawa~<br />lain kali klau dah org KL tu cakap KL dah la, nak cakap jawa pulak.. kan dah kantoi~ huhuhu~ :P<br /><br />"aku x mencarut dowh.. aku xde niat.. "<br />hahaha!! :D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1288176892574987478?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afif Zainuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946674504526713966noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-82515209482735573072010-10-23T21:46:00.000+08:002010-10-23T21:46:41.795+08:00situasi : tengah dinner dan bercerita pasal movie<br /><br />suami : sapa tu kak nama pelakon yang lawa tu?<br /><br />kakak aku : yang nama dia mcm familiar tu kan?<br /><br />suami ; ha'ah..<br /><br />kakak aku : tau tau dah! ingat!!<br /><br />suami : sapa?<br /><br />kakak aku ; <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">HALMA SAYEK!</span></span><br /><br />AKU NAK PENGSAN DAH WAKTU NI!<br /><br />3-3 orang : <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">SALMA HAYEK</span></b> LA!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8251520948273557307?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>obor oborhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06504442749152563998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-23298647804258379412010-10-11T16:42:00.001+08:002010-10-11T16:43:47.672+08:00"Makcik, char kuey teow seringgit!" jerit seorang budak kepada makcik yang menjual kuih cakoi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2329864780425837941?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-82353809653395187902010-10-11T16:11:00.002+08:002010-10-11T16:16:11.512+08:00Ada group meeting kat SIRIM, Shah Alam. Meeting start pukul 2.30, sebelum tu Solat Jumaat. Sementara yang lelaki solat Jumaat, yang perempuan kena la tunggu kat mana-mana. Sebelum tu, lecturer tanya la kat yang perempuan-perempuan:<div><br /></div><div>Dr. L: Ok, you guys nak pergi mana sementara lelaki-lelaki solat Jumaat?</div><div><br /></div><div>Dengan yakinnya, N jawab...</div><div><br /></div><div>N: SPCA, sir.</div><div><br /></div><div>Seorang lagi perempuan, H tengah berfikir dengan mendalam. Sambil kereta pun berhenti depan 1 shopping mall.</div><div><br /></div><div>Dr. L: Ok, dah sampai SACC mall. Nanti kitorang dah habis solat, kitorang call.</div><div><br /></div><div>N dan H turun dari kereta. Lepas tu N cakap kat H...</div><div><br /></div><div>N: H, aku rasa aku silap cakap la tadi.</div><div><br /></div><div>H: Apa dia?</div><div><br /></div><div>N: Aku nak cakap SACC, tapi pegi cakap SPCA pulak. SPCA tu tempat perlindungan kucing dan anjing. Aiyohhh...</div><div><br /></div><div>H: Tu la...aku pun duk fikir la kot-kot ada shopping mall baru orang panggil SPCA.</div><div><br /></div><div>Dua-dua pun gelak besar...aduihhh....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8235380965339518790?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KNOWLEEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09326437151048075849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-46440108465569649232010-10-10T08:35:00.000+08:002010-10-10T08:39:16.911+08:00aku dan N tengah sembang sambil tengok sesuatu sebelum T masuk bilik N.<br /><br />T: korang buat apa tu?<br /><br />L: tengah tengok page group tu.<br /><br />T: oh, ada eh kat <span style="font-weight: bold;">FB book</span>?<br /><br />N: FB book?!! Facebook la T...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4644010846556964923?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-59741705640123426542010-10-10T08:30:00.001+08:002010-10-10T09:16:29.410+08:00benda ni terjadi semalam masa persembahan sesi petang...<br />alkisahnya, mula2 tu ada 1 persembahan seni mempertahankan diri...<br />kemudian ketuanya cakap begini...<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">'Apa khabar warga <span style="font-weight: bold;">IIUM UIAM </span>Kuantan?</span><span style="font-style: italic;">'<br /><br /></span>untuk pengetahuan pembaca sekalian, IIUM (International Islamic University Malaysia) ialah nama dalam BI untuk UIAM (Universiti Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia).<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5974170564012342654?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-65642413064116181582010-08-19T20:30:00.000+08:002010-08-19T20:30:00.370+08:00bila berbual tentang akademik sambil makan, tak sangka sampai begini jadinye...<br /><br />L: N, tau kan minggu depan ada kuiz?<br /><br />N: ha, kuiz?! Bila?<br /><br />L: hari Rabu.<br /><br />N: owh, ok hari Rabu. Hari apa?<br /><br />L: Rabu (terdetik nape dengan dia ni, tadi dah tanya hari).<br /><br />N diam sebentar, mungkin memikirkan kesilapannya tadi...<br /><br />N: tak tak, maksud N berapa hb?<br /><br />L: 25hb. N nih, macam mana 'hb' boleh tukar jadi 'hari' ni?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6564241306411618158?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-60505409540894269732010-08-15T05:42:00.004+08:002010-08-15T06:03:19.855+08:00kisahnya ni terjadi masa tengah bersahur...<br />3 kawan sebilik sedang berbual tentang subjek yang diambil semester ni...<br /><br />N: pening kepala sem ni, sebab ada 2 subjek yang guna software yang lain2.<br /><br />H: N amik Stat kan, guna software ape?<br /><br />N: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSS" target="blank3">CSS</a>.<br /><br />L &amp; H: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPSS" target="blank4">SPSS</a> la.<br /><br />N: aah, SPSS. Aish, susah nak sebut.<br /><br />* tapi lepas dah betulkan pun kadang2 N tersalah sebut lagi...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6050540954089426973?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-59794498700187551892010-08-14T18:54:00.002+08:002010-08-14T18:58:48.154+08:00Kekadang perangai aku ni, suka ngopeng. Tahu ngopeng tak? Bahasa Jawa. Maksudnya lebih kurang macam curi-curi dengar.<div><br /></div><div>Tapi dalam kes yang terbaru ni, takde la curi-curi sangat, tapi terrrrdengar. Hehe..</div><div><br /></div><div>Masa tu kat Giant. Ada promoter tengah promote coklat almond kat seorang pelanggan. </div><div><br /></div><div>Tiba-tiba aku terdengar dua-dua terbolog:</div><div><br /></div><div>"Ni coklat diamond ke?" tanya pelanggan.</div><div><br /></div><div>"A'ah. Coklat diamond. Cuba lah." jawab promoter.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Eh, diamond pulak. Almond la!" Dia dah sedar dia terbolog.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Eh ha'ah! Saya pun terikut~" si promoter tersipu-sipu. </div><div><br /></div><div>Aku blah dari situ, aku pun gelak sorang-sorang. Haha!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5979449870018755189?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-76538550402155735512010-08-14T14:53:00.000+08:002010-08-14T15:00:44.623+08:00tadi aku keluar kejap dengan kawan2 pastu singgah Mydin...<br /><br />masa dalam kereta...<br /><br />L: M, beli ape?<br /><br />M: muruku.<br /><br />L: maruku ke muruku?<br />*berfikir sebentar, sebab aku sebut maruku...<br /><br />L: tak kisah lah maruku ke muruku ke, janji orang tau ape benda tu...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7653855040215573551?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-56663994681248484912010-08-14T14:46:00.002+08:002010-08-14T14:49:54.858+08:00masa ni tengah bincang nak buat ayat untuk beberapa jenis kata...<br /><br />L: apa ayat yang sesuai untuk kata penguat ni?<br /><br />selepas seketika...<br /><br />F: Akasia adalah bunga yang paling besar di dunia.<br /><br />L: Akasia??! Rafflesia la, Akasia tu nama kumpulan yang masuk Gang Starz dgn slot TV3.<br /><br />N: nape malam ni F asyik tersasul je~<br /><br />hahaha...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5666399468124848491?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-35846557872815320342010-08-14T14:40:00.002+08:002010-08-14T14:45:46.779+08:00masa tu tengah buat discussion tapi biasalah sambil2 tu sempat gak sembang2...<br /><br />F: aku dulu masa duduk kat ZC rajin gak surun beli untuk sahur.<br /><br />L:rajinnye ko surun beli makan, bila masa turun jadi surun ni?!<br /><br />yang lagi sorang asyik gelak je sebab F salah sebut...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3584655787281532034?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-39232786724797671562010-08-14T14:35:00.002+08:002010-08-14T14:40:18.153+08:00awal semester ni aku ada kelas malam(sebelum tukar ke siang)<br />kisahnya, masa tu aku dengan kawan2 aku tengah jalan balik ke mahallah...<br />yang sorang ni tiba2 kata:<br /><br />"wei, korang tengok <span style="font-weight: bold;">buntang</span> di angkasa tu".<br /><br />"apelah ko ni, <span style="font-weight: bold;">bintang</span> daa~"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3923278672479767156?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-37689988994707499092010-08-13T23:28:00.003+08:002010-08-13T23:37:24.054+08:00memandangkan bulan ramadhan hanyalah 30 hari setahun.<br />maka bolog jenis nih mungkin akan berulang lagi tahun depan.<br /><br />si A: weyh, aku nak ucap selamat menyambut RAMADHAN al-murtabak ni.<br /> nanti ko bising aku xantar sms wish posa plak.<br />si B: apa.ko nak belanja murtabak!!! ahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3768998899470749909?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11157179949948894453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-89263272854359132492010-08-11T11:11:00.003+08:002010-08-11T11:14:30.879+08:00Dah masuk Ramadhan ni, antara yang menjadi bahan bualan ialah berat badan sebelum dan selepas puasa. Tapi ada la seorang tu, dalam sibuk-sibuk berborak pasal berat badan, dia terbolog;<div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Bedan barat.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8926327285435913249?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-65342518222099581472010-08-06T22:18:00.000+08:002010-08-06T22:19:54.258+08:00Aku tengah keluar makan dengan keluarga aku. Ada la salah seorang ahli keluarga aku ni nak order:<div><br /></div><div>Udang goreng sotong satu!<br /><br /></div><div>Sebenarnya dia nak kata udang goreng tepong. Hahaha!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6534251822209958147?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-80659380084534712952010-08-06T20:27:00.002+08:002010-08-06T20:29:39.107+08:00Haritu aku pergi ke sebuah seminar. Salah seorang pembentangnya membentangkan pasal astronomi. Alah, pasal kajian bintang dan langit. Tiba-tiba dia terbolog:<div><br /></div><div>...Apabila langit mengandung, bulan tidak dapat dicerap...</div><div><br /></div><div>Muahaha~ Korang tahu kan apa sebenarnya yang dia maksudkan?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8065938008453471295?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-65466614012762588132010-06-24T05:52:00.002+08:002010-06-24T05:56:45.036+08:00situasi: depan tv, national geographic.<br /><br />adik: pulau <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">galapalos</span> tu memang cam tu ker?<br />akak: galapalos pulak dah...galapagos lah! =P<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6546661401276258813?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11157179949948894453noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-77728217981916379522010-05-22T20:45:00.001+08:002010-05-22T21:08:08.469+08:00masa tu tengah tengok tv, tiba2 telinga ni dapat tangkap 1 bolog.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">sebab dari kata maca, err sebab dari kata mata.</span><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>diam sebentar...<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">sebab dari kata maca saya dia seorang yang baik.</span><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>penulis rasa, lelaki ni nervous sangat sampai entah berapa kali tersalah sebut 'kaca mata'.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7772821798191637952?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-54769628337230971152010-05-18T11:49:00.002+08:002010-05-18T11:50:50.686+08:00Abang, baju tu bila nak jemur?<div><br /></div><div>Ala.. Esok pagi je. Abang biasa buat macam tu.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sempat ke nak kering? </div><div><br /></div><div>Memang la tak sempat nak kerang.</div><div><br /></div><div>Kerang?</div><div><br /></div><div>Eh, kering.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5476962833723097115?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-50730342932056053892010-05-13T09:48:00.001+08:002010-05-13T09:51:08.623+08:00Lunch nanti jom kita pergi ke kedai yang baru bukak tu. Nampak macam sedap jek.<div><br /></div><div>Ada sotong pulut kan? Macam mana rupanya tu?</div><div><br /></div><div>Ala, dalam sotong tu dia sumbat dengan <i>pulat</i>~</div><div><br /></div><div>Eh, memang sedap <i>pulat</i> tu! Hahaha....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5073034293205605389?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-25770499555566659532010-03-31T14:06:00.001+08:002010-03-31T14:07:29.162+08:00Nanti akak pergi UM lalu mana?<div><br /></div><div>Duyuk.. Eh. DUKE!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2577049955556665953?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-38059265419035531672010-03-16T17:07:00.002+08:002010-03-16T17:07:39.386+08:00situation : tgk tennis between federer and sampras<br /><br />kak bi : adik, ni federer lawan samprit ke?<br /><br />adik : haaa samprit pun boleeeeeeeeeeeeeee<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3805926541903553167?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>obor oborhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06504442749152563998noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-45223123757956773772010-03-09T23:55:00.004+08:002010-03-10T00:05:06.918+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qTuPxwXx7M/S5ZvupNcqYI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/QWI7_Lc1iV0/s1600-h/Image0671.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qTuPxwXx7M/S5ZvupNcqYI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/QWI7_Lc1iV0/s320/Image0671.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446663646478117250" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qTuPxwXx7M/S5ZwaToin0I/AAAAAAAAAVY/hd1kuqullkg/s1600-h/Image0670.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qTuPxwXx7M/S5ZwaToin0I/AAAAAAAAAVY/hd1kuqullkg/s320/Image0670.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446664396600418114" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Ini pun buleh dikira bolog tak mod?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">*seriously, air nescafe ni memang untuk cicah biskut sahaja, ada yang kena sekeh sebab buat cubaan mengurangkan kuantiti air dengan curi-curi minum. huhu</span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4522312375795677377?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CikSelampithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13449251326018278282noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-84942194787151309572010-02-21T05:37:00.000+08:002010-02-21T05:37:24.347+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Situasi : Di bilik tidur bersama kawan, berborak pasal American Idol</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/ndigo-we-break-bread/2009/12/07/taylor_swift.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="311" src="http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/ndigo-we-break-bread/2009/12/07/taylor_swift.jpg" width="320" /></span></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">S : Sayang Carrie Underwood tu tak naik sangat kan?</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">M : Sebab dia country singer. Kat Malaysia tak berapa la.</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">S : Ala, abih tu, si <b>Taylor SWOFT</b> tu naik je...?</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">M : *macam biasa gelak la dan menjerit "yes" kerana berjaya mendapatkan material*</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8494219478715130957?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>RosmanPositivohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748854949071389731noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-24696902570541615772010-02-20T00:12:00.002+08:002010-02-20T00:58:03.558+08:00Kisah ni terjadi di sebuah bilik. Masa tu A sedang melihat barang yang ada kat atas meja study K.<br /><br />A: K, ni(sambil menunjukkan ke arah barang yang berbalut) ape?<br />K: owh, tu <span style="font-weight: bold;">chipstock</span> S bagi hari tu. Ambil la tengok.<br />A: chipstock??!!<br />K: aah chipstock.<br /><br />sebenarnya A perasan K salah cakap, tapi dibiarnya sampai K sedar yang dia telah bolog.<br /><br />*chipstock-chopstick.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2469690257054161577?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-44503932952535680962010-02-17T09:23:00.002+08:002010-02-17T09:26:28.302+08:00<div>Ada la satu pasangan tu. Yang si makwe dapat pasangan berketurunan Jawa. Yang si pakwe dah ajar la sikit-sikit perkataan-perkataan Jawa.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nak dijadikan cerita, si pakwe nak ajak di makwe pergi ke majlis kenduri kahwin, atau dalam bahasa Jawanya <b>"kondangan"</b>.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, bolognya haritu through phone call:</div><div><br /></div><i>Hello, you hari ni nak bawa I pergi kondongan kat mana?</i><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4450393295253568096?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-7367237311642448862010-02-04T00:54:00.002+08:002010-02-04T01:05:29.062+08:00Kawan A: eh,<span style="font-style: italic;"> enzyme</span> apa ye esok?<br />kawan B: kenapa hari ni ko xguna <span style="font-style: italic;">enzyme</span> ker, esok jer ko guna...huhu<br />kawan C : eh, A ko nk tnya apa sebenarnya?<br />(dah bole tangkap dah,saja nk tanya jugak)<br />kawan A: <img class="emoticon" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/9.gif" alt="malu" title="malu" /><span style="font-style: italic;">exam </span>apa esok?hehe<br /><br />kitorang belajar pasal enzyme,sebab tu boleh terbolog nih<img class="emoticon" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" alt="sengihnampakgigi" title="sengihnampakgigi" />.<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-736723731164244886?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11157179949948894453noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-16564991213362386542010-02-02T00:07:00.002+08:002010-02-02T00:11:56.724+08:00situasi: suasana santai lagi lepak<br />topik yg dibincangkan: movie best..<br /><br />si R: tu ar movie yg scary skit tu, <span style="font-style: italic;">panorama</span>...<br />si S &amp; S:haha...<span style="font-style: italic;">paranormal </span>activity la..<br />panorama kat tv 1 la..<img class="emoticon" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" alt="gelakguling" title="gelakguling" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1656499121336238654?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11157179949948894453noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-20263683776125397192010-01-27T22:37:00.003+08:002010-01-27T22:38:57.488+08:00Lapar tak? Tak tahu la nak makan apa hari ni. Ada cadangan?<div><br /></div><div>Lapar gak. Erm.... kat mall baru tu ada kedai.... Nasi Ayam Pepet.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2026368377612539719?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-27151918088277376422010-01-14T08:01:00.001+08:002010-01-14T08:03:17.786+08:00Sepupu ko tu nak tengok persembahan sorang tu. Alah... yang pakai tudung tu... Sape namanya? Tuna?<br /><br />Yuna la Mak cik~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2715191808827737642?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-31429482977386795642009-12-31T03:17:00.001+08:002009-12-31T03:17:39.809+08:00Lepas ni kita nak bertolak ke Glasglow plak.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3142948297738679564?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-68897657434398873342009-12-17T11:45:00.002+08:002009-12-17T11:48:04.639+08:00Ha... Ni fresh punya bolog! Habis gelak satu kelas!<div><br /></div><div>Aku tengah ikuti satu kursus penterjemahan. Dalam sessi harini, kitorang kena terjemah puisi. Puisi tu berkenaan Palestin.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lepas tu, ada seorang akak ni kena present hasil penterjemahannya. Lalu dia ke depan dan membacakan puisi terjemahan yang dia buat. </div><div><br /></div><div>Lebih kurang macam ni la puisinya:</div><div><br /></div><div><i>Aku lebih suka tinggal di sini,</i></div><div><i>Aku lebih suka tinggal di Palestin.</i></div><div><br /></div><div>Tapi akak tu baca:</div><div><br /></div><div><i>Aku lebih suka tinggal di Pakistan.</i></div><div><br /></div><div>LOL!!! Satu kelas gelak!!!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6889765743439887334?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-19931307664026171612009-12-17T11:15:00.000+08:002009-12-17T11:16:10.796+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kqBhPZmsGl0/Symia_qT8mI/AAAAAAAACEI/kEPoIgW9Ht8/s1600-h/cerendung.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 204px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kqBhPZmsGl0/Symia_qT8mI/AAAAAAAACEI/kEPoIgW9Ht8/s400/cerendung.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416038611538932322" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1993130766402617161?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-56141561901395113872009-12-05T22:42:00.000+08:002009-12-05T22:42:56.461+08:00"Ko tau dalam game tu leh lompat2 dalam slow-motion dan terus<i> bodging dullet. </i>Hebat giler!"<br /><br /><br />Huh?! <i>bodging dullet?!</i><br /><br /><i>p/s : supposedly dodging bullet &nbsp;</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5614156190139511387?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Anubisnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-37402933783820275082009-12-02T20:14:00.001+08:002009-12-02T20:16:41.486+08:00pelayan: bang, nk mkn pe?<br /><br />A: nasi ayam sama milo ais<br /><br />B: ketiau goreng sama ABC<br /><br />pelayan: ketiau???!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3740293378382027508?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ahmad Mimpinoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-18643575026912752432009-11-25T02:04:00.002+08:002009-11-25T02:07:31.744+08:00<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfpB-KFkLIc&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfpB-KFkLIc&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Berbolog sambil berhibur. Hu~</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1864357502691275243?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-51978141304161032902009-11-20T17:11:00.002+08:002009-11-20T17:15:53.506+08:00Al-kisah, seorang warga Kemboja datang ke Malaysia untuk bekerja sebagai pembantu rumah.<br />Payahlah si majikan mengajar Bahasa Melayu.<br />Genap setahun, dah 'master' lah kononnye.<br />Pastu satu hari, t'salah cakap, dh buat malu!<br /><br />Siah: Akak, adik hangus tu.<br />Majikan: Ha??<br />Siah: Die nak air.<br />Majikan: Ha. Ha. Ha. Haus la!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5197814130416103290?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>✖Mizz Yasmin✖noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-88541454639222768332009-11-20T14:19:00.003+08:002009-11-20T14:22:58.313+08:00ada 2 org kawan baru sudah menonoton wayang di TS.<br />si A mahu ke sesuatu tempat.<br /><br />A:jap2,aku nak pegi toilet dulu.<br />B:pasni kite nak pegi mane?<br />A:cold play.<br />B:cold play?<br />A:ohh,cold storage la.mangkok btol aku neh.<br />B:(gelak guleng2)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8854145463922276833?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azlin 'ilmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09503611974675416943noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-9798439204438277822009-11-19T22:10:00.002+08:002009-11-19T22:15:04.598+08:00Yang tahu aku sekarang kerja kat mana, mungkin tahu aku tengah kerja di sebuah company yang namanya bermula dengan perkataan Yayasan.<div><br /></div><div>Tak kisah la. Yang nak dijadikan cerita, siang tadi aku dan rakan-rakan sekerja pergi ke sebuah program. Di akhir program tu, penganjur minta isi satu borang penilaian program tersebut. Dan di bahagian akhir borang tu, ada ruang untuk isi maklumat diri.</div><div><br /></div><div>Aku dah isi borang tu siap-siap. Dah tu, sempat la aku usha-usha rakan-rakan sekerja aku mengisi borang tu.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sampai di akhir bahagian, aku terperasan, salah seorang daripada diorang dengan yakinnya menulis:</div><div><br /></div><div>Yayayasan....</div><div><br /></div><div>Hahahaha....</div><div><br /></div><div>Bila aku tegur, tersipu-sipu dia. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-979843920443827782?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-50495134093846631332009-11-10T13:03:00.000+08:002009-11-10T13:04:24.822+08:00<blockquote>Nak ckp laptop vaio tercakap vios plak. adeh.... -_-</blockquote><br /><br />-Ada la sorang tu. Hehe...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5049513409384663133?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-90111406038139003122009-10-31T17:04:00.002+08:002009-10-31T17:08:00.356+08:00ini adalah perbualan antara sorang mak dan anak.<br /><br />anak:mak,jerawat dah naik balik.<br />mak:cuci x muka dengan gardenia 2?<br />anak:hah,gardenia?bkn garnier ke?<br /><br />kihkihkih~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-9011140603813900312?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azlin 'ilmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09503611974675416943noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-41706114866201565372009-10-31T16:09:00.002+08:002009-10-31T16:12:01.535+08:00tgh smbng2 ngan kwn2 pompuan.....tiba2 bdk annoyin ni dtg<br /><br />ak:ska la photography...tp dr. swoh bli dslr mahal sngt...xmampu...<br />k1:ak pon ska bab photography...<br />mamat1:weh pornografi memang best....eh photography....ya allah salah plak....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4170611486620156537?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ntah le...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03852063499289717995noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-82551584397515886732009-10-28T09:19:00.001+08:002009-10-28T09:22:14.231+08:00A: kolam ikan umh ak byk air..meh la dtg klu xde air..^^<br />B: jauh. ala. sini pn ad <span style="font-weight: bold;">kolan</span> ikan. lagi besar dari kolam ikan kamu tu. xheran pon.<br />A: sy ad kolam..xde kolan..^^<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8255158439751588673?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gadis flexiblenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-83551742707259211022009-10-28T09:07:00.002+08:002009-10-28T09:19:07.041+08:00asrama perempuan xde air. mereka report kt mak ayah.<br /><br />anak: hostel xde air. nk mndi susah. nk amik wuduk pn susah.<br />mak: dah report kt jpj ke blum?<br />anak: huh? jpj??<br />same gelak....hahahhaha~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8355174270725921102?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gadis flexiblenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-57763684622036979592009-10-28T08:59:00.002+08:002009-10-28T09:02:58.696+08:00pada suatu ptg. ayah membawa ank2 berjln2. sblm itu, ayah mahu berjumpa dgn ust utk membayar sesuatu.<br /><br />adik: ust tu naik kereta ape?<br />ayah: honda. honda yg lame tu.<br /><br />*************************************************************************************<br /><br />beberapa min slpas:<br /><br />adik: tu honda kivik (civic)<br />akk: ape? honda ape?<br />adik: kivik<br />semua: hahahahahahaha<br />adik: ala..same je..<br /><br /><br />*die sudah tertukar. honda civic dgn honda kivik. haha~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5776368462203697959?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gadis flexiblenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-35489672637710080022009-10-18T03:08:00.004+08:002009-10-18T03:24:25.039+08:00sekumpulan budak2 tgh borak kosong...<br />topik : rabun, mata, silau<br /><br />budak 1- ko pergi tgk booth ubat mata ke?<br />budak 2-aaa, aku xpergi pun...tapi betul ke boleh hilang rabun.<br />budak 1- xdela sampai hilang rabun, kalau silau..bolehla kurang..<br /><br />tiba-tiba budak 3 menyampuk...ooo,<span style="font-style: italic;">hilang silau</span><br />dan budak 2-betul la tu..<br /><br />budak 3- <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">silang hilau</span> kan..nk try la camtu...<br />budak 1-<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">silang hilau</span>....<br /> buat apa nk try...bukannya <span style="font-style: italic;">hilang silau</span>!<br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><a href="http://www.emocutez.com"><img src="http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/cebong_ipit/ALL%20EMOTICON/littlekitty/kitty1.gif" width="48" height="48" border="0" alt="http://www.emocutez.com" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3548967263771008002?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11157179949948894453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-91215575719220444732009-10-17T16:10:00.001+08:002009-10-17T16:13:18.330+08:00ini adalah perbualan sorang mak dgn anaknya.<br /><br />mak:dlm kain de machine,gi sidai sblm ari ujan.<br />anak:how come nk sidai machine?<br /><br />ahahahahahhhh~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-9121557571922044473?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azlin 'ilmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09503611974675416943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-30155042657192834702009-10-06T22:03:00.002+08:002009-10-06T22:07:20.614+08:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">bdk2 U kuar pekan skali skala.....naik kereta....cam biasa la....naik keta suma pompuan sure ada motor yg usik2...xgitu...naik ngan kak1, kak2,kak3 n kak4....<br /><br />kak1: tgok pajero 2 ptong kita...2(nama kwnnya) cpt potong...sat g kalu dia jtoh kita plak lenyek dia<br />ak : apa.......pajero...2 kan motor ja....<br />kak2:ea r....<br />kak1 :alamak...motor...sory2<br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3015504265719283470?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ntah le...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03852063499289717995noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-1504267030502316692009-10-05T11:20:00.001+08:002009-10-05T11:22:06.335+08:00Dipetik daripada Facebook:<br /><br /><blockquote>---------^--^---^--Alhmdulillah..jantung<wbr>ku masih berdenyup---^--^--^------</blockquote><br /><br />*pastu dalam ruang komen:<br /><br /><blockquote>Berdenyup tuh,adakah gabungan berdenyut dan berdegup? Hahahaha, :-P</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-150426703050231669?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-34429269411794401102009-10-05T01:02:00.002+08:002009-10-05T01:06:50.578+08:00tatkala enak menjamah nasi tomato berlaukkn udang berempah sambil menjilat2 jari..<br /><br />wan: aku asik mkn je raya ni..perutku membulat dh ni..<br /><br />wan 2: ko tkpe...blaja amik spot strek..hari2 blh senam..<br /><br />wan: spot strek waklu!<br /><br />wan 2: apa?<br /><br />wan: sport rec la...<br /><br /><br />diikuti dgn gelak tawa berdekah2 oleh meja sebelah..<br /><br />padahal tk lawak pun..huh<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3442926941179440110?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ahmad Mimpinoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-22968281913907805982009-10-03T23:54:00.003+08:002009-10-04T00:10:45.187+08:00situasi: makan. buka posa 6. gedik santai.<br /><br />lokasi: bilik jiran*<br />sedang sibuk bergosip " #$%!#$ blabla"<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">si A: ala..yg kaler macam buah naga tue...tau x?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia;">si B: aaaa..buah </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">dragon ball</span><span style="font-family: georgia;"> kan...<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia;">si C: betul la tu..</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">dragon ball.</span><span style="font-family: georgia;">.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia;">si D: eh, </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;">dragon fruit</span><span style="font-family: georgia;"> kan....</span><br /></span><br />hahahaha...gelak xhengat dunia dah!<br />sapa suh bolog..kan dah masuk sini!<br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2296828191390780598?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11157179949948894453noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-6607977586735261662009-10-03T08:44:00.002+08:002009-10-03T08:48:22.168+08:00Tempat aku akan mengadakan majlis potluck sempena sambutan hari raya minggu depan. Sekali tu ada seorang staff nak tanya bila majlis tu akan diadakan, lalu bertanya: <div><br /></div><div><i>"Eh, bila majlis potlock tu?"</i></div><div><br /></div><div>*Sila maklum. Dia asal daripada bahagian yang agak pedalaman di Pahang. So bayangkan la intonasi dia bila sebut potlock tu~ Lawak seyh!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-660797758673526166?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-63238271552392299732009-10-03T01:01:00.001+08:002009-10-03T01:12:47.228+08:00petang tadi aku pergi bilik kawan aku...<br />masa tu dia tengah bersiap sambil2 tu dia spray minyak wangi...<br /><br />F:L nak try ke?<br />L:eh, takpe2. nak tengok boleh?<br />F:nah.<br />L:owh, beli kat Body Shop rupenye.<br />F:aah, murah je sebab masa tu offer. pastu S pulak ada membershop, dapat lagi murah.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6323827155239229973?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-73279526183791828682009-09-28T23:57:00.004+08:002009-09-29T01:17:32.993+08:00Saya sebagai Admin blog ini ingin meminta pandangan anda sekiranya blog ini diperkembangkan kepada bukan hanya bologs yang melibatkan tutur kata secara lisan, tetapi kepada <b>typo </b>juga.<div><br /></div><div>Anda tahu apa itu typo? </div><div><br /></div><div>Typo merupakan kesilapan ketika menaip. Berbeza dengan bologs, typo tidak melibatkan komunikasi secara lisan tetapi kerap kita lakukan.</div><div><br /></div><div>Menariknya, ada kalanya typo yang dilakukan menghasilkan perkataan-perkataan baharu yang sangat menggelikan hati. Jika dalam kes bologs, kesilapan lidah berkata-kata menjadi punca bologs berjaya dikumpul, kesilapan jari-jemari yang menekan punat-punat di papan kekunci komputer pula menjadi punca typo berlaku.</div><div><br /></div><div>Contohnya, dipetik daripada Yahoo Messenger:</div><div><br /></div><div>> weh nanti lunch nak makan ke tapau?</div><div>>> tapai la</div><div>> =)) tapai!!! McD mana ada jual tapai dowh!</div><div>>> budus. aku silap taip lah!</div><div><br /></div><div>Konsep typo ini masih sama, iaitu nama orang-orang yang terlibat tidak boleh disebutkan dalam entri tersebut. Malah lebih memudahkan, anda hanya perlu menyalin dan kemudian menampalkan (copy and paste) typo tersebut. Tidak seperti bologs di mana anda memerlukan kudrat yang lebih untuk menulis semuanya sendiri.</div><div><br /></div><div>Apa pandangan anda?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7327952618379182868?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-13631667332435432742009-09-26T11:45:00.000+08:002009-09-26T11:47:35.632+08:00<span style="font-size:130%;">jiran ak dtg umah...bdk kecik je pon tau la bila bcakap...<br /><br />ak: mkn pa td<br />bdk : mkn char kuey teow ada kerang ada prawn<br />ak: sdapnya..kalu camtu nk mkn gak la...charkuey teow xda kuew teow....(sptotnya xda taugeh)<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1363166733243543274?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ntah le...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03852063499289717995noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-31559705820135861272009-09-25T02:17:00.002+08:002009-09-25T02:22:28.864+08:00kejadian berlaku di pertengahan bulan posa yg lalu..<br /><br />kawan A: eh ko guna internet explorer ker <span style="font-weight: bold;">mozzarella</span>?<br />kawan B: aha..aku mmg guna <span style="font-weight: bold;">mozzarella</span>...<br /><br />hehe tahu la posa..<br />abis suma benda transfer jadi mknn..<br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3155970582013586127?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11157179949948894453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-15935697606345900292009-09-11T19:35:00.002+08:002009-09-11T19:38:33.958+08:00kami berjimba-jimba cari makanan di bazar.<br /><br />lelaki 1 : wooootttt.. banyak syial kueh melayu lame2.<br />lelaki 2 : aku lapar akok wey.<br />aku : jom jom; aku tau mane ad jual kueh sedap2.<br /><br />jalan jalan jalan jalan.<br /><br />lelaki 2 : woi! kedai ni ade jual <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">kueh bontot itek</span></span> weyyy. sedap ni. tingat kat mak awek aku.<br />lelaki 1 dan aku : hahahahhahaha. kueh taik itek lah dol!!!<br /><br />lelaki 2 : (tak berpuas ati karena malu sampai skarang, detik entri ini dimasukkan)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-1593569760634590029?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encik Puakanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-86260028850725022312009-09-09T17:15:00.001+08:002009-09-09T17:22:49.296+08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mo5HOp8zExs&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mo5HOp8zExs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Siapa-siapa yang faham, faham la situ~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-8626002885072502231?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-58319379300311750332009-09-07T19:55:00.003+08:002009-09-07T20:01:42.699+08:00selepas seharian bergelimpangan di jalan tar, wisma yakin dan ke uptown cheras,<br />kami memutuskasn untuk berhenti berbelanja.<br />dan pulang ke taman melati, bersarapan.<br /><br />watak-watak : 5 lelaki.<br /><br />topik perbincangan pasal perempuan mabuk alkohol.<br /><br />lelaki 1 : lawak kalau kau tgk perempuan mabuk dowh.<br />lelaki 2 : aah. cam syiaaalll sangat pangai mereka.<br />aku : kowang ni kenapa kalau pempuan tindik banyak-banyak? (sangat yakin aku memberi respon)<br /><br />lelaki 1 dan 2 : mangkuk, kau apehal cakap pasal tindik?<br /><br />aku : kan kowang cakap lawak tgk pempuan tindik banyak2. (masih kompidenssss)<br /><br />lelaki 1 dan 2 : hahahahahhaahhaha<br /><br /><br /><br />kesimpulan; aku salah cakap ke wey?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5831937930031175033?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encik Puakanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-45829407239773098792009-09-07T15:08:00.002+08:002009-09-07T15:13:56.066+08:00Kisah 2 tahun lepas. Aku ikut akak aku pegi zoo negara. Abang ipar dan 2 anak buah aku ada sekali. Dorang ni memang kaki zoo negara. Cuma kali ni aku tergerak nak ikut.<br /><br />Dah abis jalan-jalan, tengok semua binatang yang ada, kitorang pon balik.<br /><br />Dalam kete, anak buah aku ni pon sebok menceritakan pengalaman dia. umo dia 5 tahun<br /><br />Anak buah: Maksu...maksu...tadi kita tengok <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">peru dan kunya-kunya</span>...<br />Maksu: ha? <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">peru dan kunya-kunya?</span><br /><br />hahahahahahaha....satu kete tergelak.<br /><br />rupenye dia nak sebut <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">penyu dan kura-kura</span>. excited sangat la tu. sampai sekarang, aku selalu perli anak buah aku tu.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4582940723977309879?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>•·.·´¯`·.·• naDDy •·.·´¯`·.·•http://www.blogger.com/profile/08185194761521162456noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-47048342229251059092009-09-07T14:30:00.001+08:002009-09-07T14:32:15.877+08:00m : w...dh semayg???<br />w : belon...<br />f : ha???<br />w : belom...belom...<br />f : hahaha...org pun belon semayg...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4704834222925105909?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fizahbellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01126490224902366768noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-51085099454275649962009-09-05T10:54:00.002+08:002009-09-05T10:58:01.897+08:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">normally miss A.D akan ckp omputeh la...<br /><br />MISS A.D : ....FOS which one of the first way to get help...<br /><br />sptotnya SOS...dsebabkan MISS 2 lawa guys suma xngata....<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5108509945427564996?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ntah le...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03852063499289717995noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-22152101483584339382009-09-04T05:43:00.002+08:002009-09-04T05:54:51.597+08:002 orang sahabat baik sedang berbual tentang projek pembinaan yang sedang dijalankan di dalam kampus...<br /><br />E: kat belakang tu dorang nak bina sport sukan kan?<br />N:sport sukan???<br />E:eh, silap2. maksud aku sport complex.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2215210148358433938?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Liyanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06656553011789535750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-49395355367796960892009-09-02T17:19:00.003+08:002009-09-02T17:31:11.890+08:00kami ramai-ramai ke buffet ramadan di kolej fim.<br />food institute malaysia.<br />tolong support adik kawan. ni ala ala task dielah. ade markah.<br /><br />well. dah habis makan. berbaloi gak lah.<br />dah naik keta nak balik gombak.<br /><br />girl 1 : sedap kan makanan tadi.<br />aku : le tahan ar. banyak. cuma pulut ke bubur tadi x sedap sangat<br />girl 2 : aah bubur tuh. ape tah. mak aku pandai masak.<br />girl 1 : alaa ape tah name die, <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">bubur kulit itam</span></span>.<br /><br />aku dan girl 2, diam. hahahahahah<br /><br />bubur pulut itam lah wey!<br /><br /><br />*bubur negro ke kawan aku makn tadi?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-4939535536779696089?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encik Puakanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-21373957492400475922009-09-02T15:51:00.002+08:002009-09-02T16:03:59.437+08:004 orang pelajar sedang berbincang tentang pembikinan soalan untuk penyelidikan.<br /><br />L:okeh,mari sambung kerja.<br />D:pe dia lagu tadi?<br />K:apelak lagu,soalan la.pe kene mngena lagu dgn soalan?<br /><br />A,L,K:ahahhhahahaaa...................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2137395749240047592?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azlin 'ilmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09503611974675416943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-31791414635026430852009-09-01T12:35:00.002+08:002009-09-01T12:41:51.371+08:00Sedang perjalanan pulang ke hostel selepas merayap ke Shah Alam, kami mendengar berita yang disiarkan di radio(channel radio tu tak dapat dikenal pasti tapi radio tempatan ler). Berita ni dikeluarkan pada waktu pagi. Dalam area pukul 7.30 pg..<br /><br />Radio : ...dilaporkan sebanyak 18 orang telah maut diakibatkan oleh H1N1<em><strong>(disebut H satu N satu)</strong></em>..<br /><br />Kami : H satu N satu...!!hahahhaha.. <em>(serentak mengulangi ayat pembaca berita tersebut)</em><br /><br />Selepas kejadian tu, kami mengebohkan kat semua kawan2 kiteorang pasal pembaca berita 2..Kelakar siot..hehe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3179141463502643085?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Princess^of^Hemphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06485315632978324203noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-57780528465780328462009-09-01T12:28:00.005+08:002009-09-02T13:15:21.678+08:00Di depan televisyen, terdapat dua orang adik beradik...<br /><br />A : Aik, aku pelik betul r dengan dieorang ni semua. Time Arwah Michael Jason<em>(bunyi macam pelat)</em> ada... Erk.. Michael Jackson..huhu...<br /><br />B : Hahahaha... Jason..hahhaha<br /><br />A : Tak tahu lah nape aku susah nak sebut name die tu..hehe<em> (nak cover lagi)</em><br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">p/s -Si A ni memang asyik salah sebut je sejak Arwah Michael ni meninggal... Pelik kan?hehe</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">- utk comment bwh nie, ejaan sudah di btlkn k...hehe...</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5778052846578032846?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Princess^of^Hemphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06485315632978324203noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-55167289253322938692009-08-31T23:45:00.002+08:002009-08-31T23:51:47.238+08:00Aku dengar radio IKIM.fm sebab dah bosan dengan radio-radio lain yang asyik-asyik iklan. Sesekali dengar ceramah kat IKIM.fm syok gak. Tambah la sket ilmu. Takde la asyik dengar lagu-lagu lagha je. Hehe... Dalam ceramah tu, ustaz tu cakap pasal bangsa Melayu sekarang...<div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>Anak-anak muda sekarang bangga dengan apa-apa yang bukan berasal daripada budaya Melayu dan tuntutan agama. Mereka tak bangga dengan asal-usul mereka. Mereka tak bangga dengan rambut yang hitam, hidung yang sepet...</blockquote></i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-5516728925332293869?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11166005738231462195noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-32922761870467851612009-08-31T22:12:00.002+08:002009-08-31T22:16:50.370+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br />sedang kusyuk menikmati makanan masa berbuka..<br />tetibe ade satu suara ni mencelah..<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"wey..amikkan <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">beDEGIL</span> tu!"</span><br /><br /><br /><br />................<br /><br /><br />bolog: bedegil = begedil<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3292276187046785161?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>nisa.zaidanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18358428790754052498noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-62254440648192454522009-08-31T14:50:00.002+08:002009-08-31T14:57:36.556+08:00venue : dalam kereta depan sungei wang. sangat jammed.<br />pukul : 1020 pm.<br />watak : lelaki 1, lelaki 2, lelaki 3, aku.<br /><br />lelaki 1 : (sambil main facebook kat hp die), cantiknye mata die wey.<br />lelaki 2 : (driving) mane mane mane?<br />lelaki 1 : (tunjuk hp kat lelaki 2, aku mencelah dari belakang, lelaki 3 dok mamai2 tdo)<br />aku : aahlah. mata die besar. cantik2.<br />lelaki 2 : bulu mata die melentik2.<br /><br />tibe-tibe.<br /><br />lelaki 3 : *penuh semangat tolak aku tepi pasal die nak tgk gak gambar*<br />lelaki 3 : aah lah. bulu mata die kelentit2.<br /><br /><br />nangis2 kami gelak. haha.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-6225444064819245452?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encik Puakanoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-30897659842877723492009-08-31T09:56:00.002+08:002009-08-31T10:03:00.729+08:00tiga orang adik beradik perempuan sedang dalam perjalanan pulang kerumah dari pasaraya.<br />berikut adalah perbualan mereka:<br /><br /><br />perempuan 1:ja,nape tak beli eskrem walls?kan lagi murah?<br />perempuan 2:da eskrem lain tade.<br />perempuan 1:semalam de plak?<br />perempuan 3:tapi arini tade plak yang perisa NAVILLA.ehh,NAVILLA???<br />perempuan 1:hahhhaaa................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-3089765984287772349?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azlin 'ilmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09503611974675416943noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-78315103736395352482009-08-29T21:23:00.003+08:002009-08-29T21:23:27.974+08:00borak sikit punye macam nak gila. camana aku leh bolog ntah.<br /><br /><br />a: "pastu kan. gaji dia dapat laki"<br /><br />f : apa?<br /><br />a : gaji dia dapat laki.. eh tak2. laki dia dapat gaji.<br /><br />f: whahahahhahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-7831510373639535248?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>obor oborhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06504442749152563998noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7360252222373034263.post-20433170376201148652009-08-29T16:45:00.002+08:002009-08-29T16:48:05.294+08:00Kakak : Hang nak beli kasut raya kan? Haa aku tau. Mesti ang nak beli kasut "mohicans" tu kan?<div><br /></div><div>Adik : Mohican? U mean <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">gladiators</span></i>?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gila jauh beza kot.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7360252222373034263-2043317037620114865?l=blogbologs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Phynaznoreply@blogger.com1